Virginia de Clit writes for women who think, who feel, who desire — and who appreciate a good laugh.
📖 You enjoy stories that respect your intelligence.
📅 Your days are full of customers, students, colleagues, reports, deadlines. By evening, your mind isn’t empty — only tired of being sensible.
⏰ You want a book that wakes you up again. Something that makes so little sense that it actually does make sense.
🤪 You like humour that’s sharp, observant and a little mischievous. You welcome absurdity when it exposes how strange and funny the world truly is.
🍆 You’re not averse to eroticism. You don’t need permission to be aroused; you only want the writing to meet you at your level.
🔍 You notice references others miss and take quiet pleasure in wit, language, and a touch of multilingual mischief.
❤️ You’re open-minded but allergic to ideological preaching.
Virginia de Clit writes fiction that lifts you from routine, engages your mind, and stirs a warm pulse down below.
Your journey into the Virginia de Clit universe starts with a crack of the whip.
The Devil in Ms Johansson
Marriage problems? Fixed by the crack of the whip.
Meet Erika Johansson: Swedish, uncompromising kickboxing champion, and an improbable headmistress at an ancient English boarding school run by eccentric tyrants. Before long, she’s dragged into the role of counsellor to Britain’s most dysfunctional couples — with methods no training programme has ever endorsed.
The Devil in Ms Johansson mixes satire, romance and erotic chaos, delivered with a straight face and a wicked sense of humour. Read more…